bless this maple-infused country
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#TasteTheBern: Could Bernie Sanders get an ice cream flavor named after him?
Ben & Jerry’s co-founder Ben Cohen has clearly thought about this.
In an interview with MSNBC’s Kate Snow, Cohen revealed his idea for “Bernie’s Yearning”, which contains mint chocolate ice cream with a chocolate disk on top:
“The disk of chocolate represents the 90 percent of the wealth that’s gone to the top 10 percent over the last 10 years. … You take your spoon, you whack that big chocolate disk into a bunch of little pieces.”
WATCH MORE: http://on.msnbc.com/1mJqeGn
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a farmer in the field with his cows counted 96 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 100
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FUCKING NASA
I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
FUCKING NASA
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I found this on Facebook today. I can’t stop laughing.
The dramatic close ups OMG
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you heard it here first!
Trump: “ I am- pretty pathetic. And- ugly. This is why our country’s in trouble.”
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